Ms. Andry’s Miserable Relatives Gift Guide!

It’s that time of year again! Time for you to likely be rounded up into an otherwise pleasant family reunion for the holidays, only to have to be forced to deal with…THE SHITTY RELATIVE(s).

So in the spirit of the season, what could you use or give them at this time of year to send the message with your signature wit and style? This handy guide can help you find just the right thing for the problematic pals or deplorable headaches in your life!

HOW TO FIND A GIFT FOR

The Independent Voter

 

While the worst case scenario is always a full-blown “MAGA” migraine from family members, how do you break the awkward and resentful tension between the Green Party pals of yours?

Butter Emails Body Butter!

A body butter peace offering is friendly enough to keep this member around, but still let them know that you’ve got a whole private server filled with frustration about their political views!

I Vote to Get One!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

HOW TO FIND A GIFT FOR

The Uber-Religious Buzzkill

While freedom of religion is all-good, they could worry more about stuffing food down throats instead of theology. How to scrub this issue away?

Sanderson Sisters Salt Scrub!

A bit of sorcery-inspired scrub to help them lighten up! I mean, who complains about Halloween decorations left up after October? What the HEX wrong with you?

Find Some Magic On The Shop!

 

 

 

 

 

 

HOW TO FIND A GIFT FOR

The One Who Believes in Ghosts, but Not Climate Change

Or vaccinations, or the Moon Landing, or whatever piece of widely known scientific evidence they seem to be convinced is a government conspiracy.

And when you’re the one unlucky enough to be on the receiving end of one of their incoherent rants about why you absolutely shouldn’t feed your child anything with red food dye, you sure wish you could just spritz them with water like a rude pet.

Moaning Myrtle Bathroom Spray

With all the crap that spews from their mouth, you are sure they could use a bit of portable air freshener!

Add This Haunt to Your House!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

HOW TO FIND A GIFT FOR

The Anti-SJW Whiner

They still use “Social Justice Warrior ” as an insult, and don’t really know why “everybody has to be so sensitive these days.”

When someone doesn’t care for the idea of a safe space, how do you let them know that they better watch their step around your space?

Blood of My Enemies Bath Crumbles

Maybe this can get the message across that you’re the kind of warrior that knows what they’ll tolerate, and if they are going to be coming to your house, they better know what’s up.

Order & Let Your Foes Beware

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

HOW TO FIND A GIFT FOR

That White Guy

Does it matter which one of the countless types of problematic white dudes he is? Probably not, but keeping the home well stocked with your highly visible collection of White Male Tear treats should at the very least keep him from causing too much trouble.

White Male Tears Face Mask

Whether with a WMT mask, spray, shower gel or weeping bath bomb, this line of products is unsurprisingly a favorite among all of you wonderful Misandrists out there.

Bring On the Tears!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

HOW TO FIND A GIFT FOR

The Obnoxiously Straight One.

While we dearly hope that you never have to endure familial rejection of your identity, there’s always those straight folks who act just shy of disapproving.

Are they actually assholes, or perhaps just afflicted with the binary blues and unable to imagine any non-hetero happiness?

"Gay Well Soon" T-Shirt

Show them that you are sympathetic for their hetero-overbearing situation, and wish them the rainbow openness to at the very least stop being so annoying.

Gay Well Right Now!