White Male Tears Man Repellent Spray

$14.00

Use this refreshing, salty mix to invigorate yourself for the days of dealing with more white dudes! The latest in the White Male Tears collection because gosh darn it, there’s such a plentiful supply. Spritz this around your home for protection, on your bed to banish bad thoughts keeping you awake, or all over yourself if you’ve got to venture into dangerous territory.

Freshly harvested from the ducts of America’s caucasian upper middle class. We have deep wells on our “Not All Men” farms in rural Connecticut, and we collect artisanal snow runoff from the highest peaks of the All Lives Matterhorn. It’s blue because boy things have to be blue, of course. Use this refreshing, salty mix for a full bath of bubbles to invigorate yourself for the days of dealing with more white dudes. Smells like sea salt, fresh greens, hints of lily, and avocado.

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Description

4 ounce bottle with trigger spray top

Scent notes: sea salt, fresh greens, hints of lily, avocado.
Contains no parabens, phthalates, sulfates

Ingredients: Water, Glycerin, Fragrance, Blue 1, Propylene Glycol, Iodopropynyl Butylcarbamate, Diazoldinyl Urea.