Bathe in delicious, delightful White Male Tears. Freshly harvested from the ducts of America’s caucasian upper middle class. We have deep wells on our “Not All Men” farms in rural Connecticut, and we collect artisanal snow runoff from the highest peaks of the All Lives Matterhorn mountain. It’s blue because boy things have to be blue, of course. Use this refreshing, salty mix for a full bath of bubbles to invigorate yourself for the days of dealing with more white dudes. Smells like sea salt, fresh greens, hints of lily, and avocado.
Ingredients: Water, Ammonium Lauryl Sulfate, Glycerin, Disodium Cocamido MIPA Sulfosuccinate, Cocamidopropyl Betaine, Propylene Glycol, Acrylates/C10-30 Alkyl Acrylate Crosspolymer, Disodium DMDM Hydantoin, Fragrance, Blue 1.