White Male Tears Bubble Bath


Bathe in delicious, delightful White Male Tears.

Freshly harvested from the ducts of America’s caucasian upper middle class. We have deep wells on our “Not All Men” farms in rural Connecticut, and we collect artisanal snow runoff from the highest peaks of the All Lives Matterhorn mountain. It’s blue because boy things have to be blue, of course. Use this refreshing bottle of tears to invigorate yourself for days of dealing with more white dudes.

Smells like sea salt, fresh greens, hints of lily, and avocado.



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Comes in: 4oz wide bottle or 8oz tall bottle with flip cap.
Scent Notes: sea salt, moss, lily, unbridled superiority, gatekeeping, but like in a good way.

Cruelty Free. Contains no parabens, phthlates, SLS.

Ingredients: Water, Ammonium Lauryl Sulfate, Sodium Laureth Sulfate, Glycerin, Cocamide Mea, Cocamidopropyl Betaine, Ammonium Chloride, Hydroxypropyl Methylcellulose, Tetrasodium Edta, DMDM Hydantoin, Citric Acid, Propylene Glycol, Fragrance, Tocopheryl Acetate, Methylchloroisothiazolinone, Methylisothiazolinone, Ppg-9, Blue 1, Red 33.


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4oz, 8oz

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